too-funny-to-be-wordless wednesday

i watched this twosome on the red line this evening on my way home from class. i couldn't figure out if they were friends, mother and son, or on a date. their conversation ranged from the red sox, to his muscles, to her sewing. hm. i just couldn't bear posting these photos without a bit of added commentary :)


he says, 'hey check out my bicep, heh heh...' as she stares on in awe.



'gasp! i've never seen one soooo BIG before!!' (that's what she said. literally)



her: 'wow, uh, i'm so turned on by your bicep...i'll just touch you casually here on the shoe and see if you respond to my advances'



him: 'hey hey hey, hands off the sneakers, grandma!'



her: 'oh! i'm so embarassed!!'



her: 'i've got to try again...maybe i'll just stroke him here, on the calf...'



her: 'ok he's not turning me away,....guess i'll rub his leg a little more'
him: 'what time is it? can i go now?'



him: 'soooo, well... this is my stop (thank god!), guess i'll see ya later'
her: 'wait, you're getting off here? where are you going? don't leave me!!'



her: 'quick! gotta grab my bag and chase him down!'
random observer: 'they're finally gone. now i can sit here with my sweatshirt tied around my waist in peace.'